Some people run german blogs with english titles. What´s that good for? The whole english-words-take-over-german-language-thing is a bit stupid. But it sounds better. A blog about very cool stuff sounds much better than for example ein blog über janz dollet zeuch. You have a blog, you want to make it cool, just write some english words in it. Sounds good. OK.

But what happens to german language right now? Everything needs to be english. It´s like we don´t need english-lessons anymore, just watch commercials or talk to a teenager. German teenager, for example, they don´t take a rest, they chill. That doesn´t sound very exiting for american people (america is the place were we got all this funny behavior from), but my grandma with a very hard hearingproblem would say what the fuck...No no, I think she would say was willste, grillen?

Grillen is the german barbecue. Now you know. But not that cool like the good ole american way. We always try to do the same like our big brother in the west, but a little more cautios, so nothing bad can happen. At least we just take out the fun. You know, I wanna barbecue on an overlarged grill to, but it´s not so easy to find a real american one. Meet the TÜV in Germany and you know what it means to be saved.

Let´s go back to the language. Chill is a new word, that just happens to happen in teenielanguage in germany. We used to call it sich ausruhen and I guess there are also some songs about it. None of them is about chillen (chillen is the german expression for it). For now there´s already a song about chillen and I hate it. And the crisis I´m heading is: I´m getting old. Well, I´m not old. I´m not even 30. But when those kiddies use words we never used in our days, the world apears strange to me and I don´t know, if I can get over it. On that point I´m very sensitive. And I´m thinking about the generation after this generation, who will have another new words and I will be much older than I am right now.

Ok, I´m young. But I don´t belong to those realy young people anymore. So I have to give up speaking like a little idiot and try to be an adult. Could that be fun to? If not, it ´ll be pure horror, because there is so much time left I have to live through. I think it´s time to be an adult. How do they endure this being-old-thing their whole life?

The next thing is, you see me try to be old, but with a new slang. I won´t use Chill, I´ll find something better. Maybe some cool swedish words, so that german sounds like german again - that is for american people. And sorry about the bad english. I learned it from old episodes of "Mad about you", "Friends" and "The Simpsons".